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| I was at college on the first day of classes. All of my classes ended up being in Ellison Hall, which I had never seen before. Somewhere along the lines I realized there were aliens who were trying to mind control people. I used this really big, old magnifying glass that had dials and extended because I thought it would help me find the minds of people who had been taken over, but it didn't work. Then there was a person who was possessed by an alien, and a renegade rescue squad showed up. One of them was a very young black kid who had a shotgun. He said he had made a vodka tranqilizer and was going to shoot it at the alien. He steadied the shotgun by putting the wooden part in his mouth and then fired. It backfired, and nothing came out of the barrel but the gun did ram him in his teeth, and he spit out a bunch of blood and brownish liquid. He then started screaming it was a vodka spear and it could have happened to anyone. | | |
| I was a thief. Me and my band of thieves (which included Madonna circa-1980s) broke into Nintendo and started stealing the games, although the games were represented by objects. Shrek came by but we avoided him because we figured he'd narc on us. We were stealing Donkey Kong which was represented by a large deflated red and yellow hot air balloon (or just a large balloon thing in general) when we found out there was some little creatures under it who tripped an alarm on us. We ran away to Casey's parents' house and stopped in the entryway. Then someone knocked on the door. We were freaked out that it was going to be the cops. Then we looked through the window and saw that it was just Donkey from Shrek wanting to join our team.
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| This is a weird jumbly dream. Here are the parts I remember.
Rylee was The Rock of WWE fame, and he made this movie that I had on VHS. Wade and I were looking at the cover and were jealous of Rylee for having suck a nice body.
We were watching Futurama. I was symbolically Fry and Casey was Leela. In the episode Leela was engaged to these two creepy guys known as the Anderson brothers. One of them was named Durgan or something, and in the dream world both of those names were names of planets. Anyway, any time they would show the brothers, someone would say ew, because it was so disgusting that Casey/Leela was going to marry them.
Later me and Chance were at Michael Walker's apartment. Ali walked in wearing some black lacy lingerie you could see her breasts through. She was all like, "Oh, I didn't know you had company over. I was hoping to have sex." Me and Chance were like, "Oh, we can leave," and I tried really hard to not let her boobs into my line of site as I was talking to her.
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| Some of us were on the Internet and for some reason we did a Google image search for Milla Jovovich. Like, the first six pictures were all screenshots from the same clip in some unknown movie where she was in the middle of taking off a pink bra. We clicked on one of the pictures and the movie itself began playing. Milla and some short-haired brunette woman wearing a pink see-through dress with a lot of folds were in a sort of labratory type thing that was also in a flying airplane. The brunette was handcuffed to this metal bed thing in the middle of the room. We also started being in the movie. I can't quite remember, but the woman on the bed either had some sort of medical condition or was evil. Whatever it was, Milla told us if the woman didn't have an orgasm soon she would either die or escape (it was something urgent at least). We then crowded around her and began trying to pleasure her. I reached up under her dress and began fingering her. During this time she had gotten in a sitting up position. She finally came and her head fell down against her raised knees and then she just laid back and went to sleep.
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| We were at Krispy Kreme Land in Wichita. It was supposed to be this huge deal, but we went all the time since it was so close. The amusement park also doubled as a sort of menu for the Xbox Live Arcade as there were booths where you could download demos of Blue Dragon and Katamari Damarcy. We rode some ride like a ski lift, and then we went to an Arby's in the park. I ordered a pick 5 with 2 ham melts, a Pepsi, a curly fry, and an apple turnover. The guy ended up giving me all of that except 6 very floppy donoughts instead of the turnover, with 3 a piece in a clear plastic take out container that could have easily held 6, and then he charged me $240 for it (it was expensive because of the donoughts). Fees worked there and he came over. I explained the mistake and he took 3 of the donoughts and fixed the price.
Next, we were the band The Eagles and we had to shoot the cover for our new album. We decided to go up to this attic and all do weird symbolic poses. We set up stuff like a wrench reflecting in a mirror and other things. When we got up there I looked around and saw there were only 4 or 5 of us, and I was like, "I thought this band had more members. This isn't all the people listed on the back of the album." One of them told me Aerica was listed on the back for her work painting for us or something, but she wasn't in the band. Then we all had to pose. My job was to sit on the floor with my legs to the side and my left hand holding me up, while Casey would sit behind me and pretend to be screwing a screw in my head. We couldn't find a screw but we saw a bolt sitting in another room (that had French doors, a large bed, and a black cat), so we used that instead. After we took two shots of everyone posing we figured it was good enough and we all sat down. Casey and I were very close to each other and we ended up putting our arms around each other. I laid my head down on her, and she went to do the same but was very reluctant. I looked at her and asked her, "Does this really feel uncomfortable or unnatural to you for us to be like this?" She was hesitant to answer.
I think we then went back to Krispy Kreme Land, but only for a short time. I asked Casey if we could watch the Karate Kid marathon on ABC Family together, and she said it was okay. So, we went to her house, which was pretty empty, had white walls, an old couch, and some vases sitting around and watched the marathon together. At one point her parents came out and talked to us, though they weren't Mary and Jerry. Another time I think I had to run home to my mom's house and talked to her. Then Casey and I were talking. She asked me why I wanted her back so much since I have no way of knowing if she had gone out and started fucking another guy since she left me. I told her I had no way of knowing if she was fucking three different guys every day since she left me, but that I still wanted her back. She gave me a sad smile and we went back to watching TV.
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